Well, its that time again. Time for the Super Bowl: the biggest sporting event in the world (or as the rest of Earth calls it, the United States of America). It's not known merely for the game, but also for the wild halftime shows and the knee-slapping ads. Let's start with the game this year. The Patriots and the Giants. Both are basically teams who you either absolutely adore, or who you want to see stabbed to death by a crazy mob of rabid humans. In my case, the latter would be reserved for the Giants. I HATE HATE HATE the Giants with all of my heart, because they are the rivals of my hometown heroes, the great Dallas Cowboys, not only America's but also God's team (sorry, I have to put that in whenever I talk about them). I wouldn't mind if the Giants won, though, seeing as it would make Jeffrey really mad :P And now we get to the halftime show. This year, it's Madonna who's up on the stage to entertain every living being on the continent. It slightly annoys me how the halftime show is always old-timers; but I realize that the largest demographic of Super Bowl watchers is old men, so Madonna isn't really a surprise pick I guess. And now, the ads. There's not really anything else to say besides, "Wow". Year after year, companies continue to amaze us all with the funniest commercials we have ever seen. I don't predict a change this year. What I do predict is a Giants 13-point victory. Whether you're watching the game because you actually care, you want to see Madonna dancing, or you want to laugh your butt off, have fun, and save me some chips.
PS Don't forget to watch the pregame, or you'll miss Kelly Clarkson keeping the tradition of messing up the national anthem alive!
Loe the humor you use in your writing. You have a great writer's voice, and your devotion, ahem, obsession with all things Texas is awesome. 13 points, though? Just a tad off :)
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